aaron meyers:
reclina the god
adrian barista:
irritated chess player
bengt halvorson:
sparky the god, himself,
writing, sound, camera
beth reddy:
production assistant,
stagehand
6rady clark:
locations, photography
cameron m. leyda:
pizza tester,
chinese interpreter
del goono:
writing, editing,
guy who chases down
the guy who pukes and dies
in "guy gets chased down,
pukes and dies" scene
gesine kratzner:
alien with sporeling, costumes,
camera, directing, animation
john rossi:
josh's landlord,
special hammer effects
jon van oast:
continuity, owl wrangler,
special visual effects,
special bluescreen effects,
catering, editing,
website, batteries,
special credit effects
joonas laine:
competent henchman,
unsubtitled alien
josh bovinette:
everything
kelly o'hara:
the gardener
kenny mcfreegeek:
quiet henchman,
assistant to a demi-god
kyle sullivan:
head cowboy, egghead alien, director,
writer, editor
lars larsen:
action direction, surprise guest
lauren pez:
crafty the god, silent mexican,
toast, whistle alien,
props, music, throwing flour at me
lil' weenie kween:
dvd-wanting hick
madeline:
first cult victim
matthew harris:
irish cowboy, foil-hat rug alien,
irritating henchman
who i was forced to kill,
dialogue, writing,
speaks chinese
and knows some kung fu
may pischner-barruel:
locations, damage control, critique
megan kelley:
clown wrangler, costumes, subtitles,
plant dialog, camera
michael chimera
some nice music, camera wrangler
missy hayward:
singing cowgirl, dreamy alien,
costumes, continuity
mykle hansen:
helmut the hitman,
camera, dialogue,
breathtaking all-digital
credit sequence,
(wow!) was not an alien
natalie tinfoil:
"god"/demi-god aka eilatan,
helmut-loving alien
nim "not-in-my" wunnan:
weird gay agent, parrot alien,
subtitles, continuity, driver,
assistant credits
pepe lagoon:
the guy who pukes and dies
in "guy gets chased down,
pukes and dies" scene,
music
phina:
small alien
ray brigleb:
cultist crew assistant, excellent music
rev. phil sano:
agro aka "god"/demi-god, sheriff,
man in silver suit, bluescreen, editing,
script, sound effects,
assistant clown wrangler
robert notsure:
rumored to have gaffed,
or possibly gone fer
sabrina gogol:
stagehand,
production assistant
seth ladygo:
first victim, crew, plant wrangling,
facilities, gopher, stunt trachea
seth's plant:
plant the god,
additional dialogue
shanda jackson:
mugger, alien in blue beehive,
general assistant
steev hise:
editing, camera, directing, writing,
magnatech, bluescreen, fuses, sound
virginia meyers:
barely visible in background
behind chessplayers
two reedies who checked out
music stores on hawthorne:
cowboys
AND:
pepto dizmal klovne trooop:
chlorine enema jones, dingo the clown
deadhead guitar player at amphitheater:
wandered off
pizza delivery guy:
left before we got his name
PLUS!
rocket van provided by:
lil' weenie kween & bob
www.rocketvan.com
THANKS TO:
john (josh's housemate)
the rebuilding center
SCRAP
FLARP
mississippi pizza
the fireside lodge
bystanders at the fireside lodge
cops at mt. tabor who didn't arrest us
hippies who stopped jamming during filming
the barbie trademark
the power of our legs, bicycles
volkswagen motorwerks
and STUMPTOWN COFFEE
without whom
it would not be possible for us
to stay awake this long.