48-hour movie credits

"Rotating Food"


almost everybody and
some of what they did:

aaron meyers:
reclina the god

adrian barista:
irritated chess player

bengt halvorson:
sparky the god, himself,
writing, sound, camera

beth reddy:
production assistant,
stagehand

6rady clark:
locations, photography

cameron m. leyda:
pizza tester,
chinese interpreter

del goono:
writing, editing,
guy who chases down
the guy who pukes and dies
in "guy gets chased down,
pukes and dies" scene

gesine kratzner:
alien with sporeling, costumes,
camera, directing, animation

john rossi:
josh's landlord,
special hammer effects

jon van oast:
continuity, owl wrangler,
special visual effects,
special bluescreen effects,
catering, editing,
website, batteries,
special credit effects

joonas laine:
competent henchman,
unsubtitled alien

josh bovinette:
everything

kelly o'hara:
the gardener

kenny mcfreegeek:
quiet henchman,
assistant to a demi-god

kyle sullivan:
head cowboy, egghead alien, director,
writer, editor

lars larsen:
action direction, surprise guest

lauren pez:
crafty the god, silent mexican,
toast, whistle alien,
props, music, throwing flour at me

lil' weenie kween:
dvd-wanting hick

madeline:
first cult victim

matthew harris:
irish cowboy, foil-hat rug alien,
irritating henchman
who i was forced to kill,
dialogue, writing,
speaks chinese
and knows some kung fu

may pischner-barruel:
locations, damage control, critique

megan kelley:
clown wrangler, costumes, subtitles,
plant dialog, camera

michael chimera
some nice music, camera wrangler

missy hayward:
singing cowgirl, dreamy alien,
costumes, continuity

mykle hansen:
helmut the hitman,
camera, dialogue,
breathtaking all-digital
credit sequence,
(wow!) was not an alien

natalie tinfoil:
"god"/demi-god aka eilatan,
helmut-loving alien

nim "not-in-my" wunnan:
weird gay agent, parrot alien,
subtitles, continuity, driver,
assistant credits

pepe lagoon:
the guy who pukes and dies
in "guy gets chased down,
pukes and dies" scene,
music

phina:
small alien

ray brigleb:
cultist crew assistant, excellent music

rev. phil sano:
agro aka "god"/demi-god, sheriff,
man in silver suit, bluescreen, editing,
script, sound effects,
assistant clown wrangler

robert notsure:
rumored to have gaffed,
or possibly gone fer

sabrina gogol:
stagehand,
production assistant

seth ladygo:
first victim, crew, plant wrangling,
facilities, gopher, stunt trachea

seth's plant:
plant the god,
additional dialogue

shanda jackson:
mugger, alien in blue beehive,
general assistant

steev hise:
editing, camera, directing, writing,
magnatech, bluescreen, fuses, sound

virginia meyers:
barely visible in background
behind chessplayers

two reedies who checked out
music stores on hawthorne:
cowboys

AND:

pepto dizmal klovne trooop:
chlorine enema jones, dingo the clown

deadhead guitar player at amphitheater:
wandered off

pizza delivery guy:
left before we got his name

PLUS!

rocket van provided by:
lil' weenie kween & bob
www.rocketvan.com

THANKS TO:
john (josh's housemate)
the rebuilding center
SCRAP
FLARP
mississippi pizza
the fireside lodge
bystanders at the fireside lodge
cops at mt. tabor who didn't arrest us
hippies who stopped jamming during filming
the barbie trademark
the power of our legs, bicycles
volkswagen motorwerks

and STUMPTOWN COFFEE
without whom
it would not be possible for us
to stay awake this long.